I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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