Don't you send me to vm
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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