Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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