Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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