first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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