did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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