That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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