thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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