nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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