How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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