I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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