you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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You may now shotgun with the bride
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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Everclear isn't food dammit
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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