i always forget guys have bellybuttons
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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