I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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