I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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