Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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