How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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