thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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