So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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