I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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