im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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