The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Randomize