I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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