So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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