Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She bit a glass in half.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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