Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
we're so committed to being not committed
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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