got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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