The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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