Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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