Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Of course I have a pirate flag
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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