I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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