I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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