i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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