We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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