Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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