Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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