I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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