Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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