Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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