I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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