It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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