Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
we're so committed to being not committed
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He did a backflip because drugs
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