When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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