That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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