Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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