there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
