What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
