We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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