do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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