I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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