we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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