Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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