You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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