He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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