nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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