that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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