So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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