she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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